- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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