why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Women's Rights..

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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