A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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