- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

i like it in the mouth

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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