Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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