- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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