- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Tony Romo

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

aodhan hearty

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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