- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Knock, Knock Who's There

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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