- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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all these jokes are horrible now

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Women's Rights..

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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