yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Racial equality.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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