- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

womans having rights.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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