- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

knock knock!? . . No.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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