- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

don't just stand there

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

there once was a black man who played basketball

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

that wall over there ->

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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I C U P White stuff

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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