- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

A man did not like this site

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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