- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

knock knock Goodbye

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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