- Anti Joke

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Poop

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times