why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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