- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Flowers are colors Love me

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What does two plus two equal? 4

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Guess what? I like trains.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

Your adopted

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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