A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

All of these jokes are about white people

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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