Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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