- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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