- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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