Homo say what?

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Jovan

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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