- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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