whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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PENIS lol

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Here's a riddle... A cowboy rides into town on saturday, stays for three days, and leaves on saturday... How does he do it? Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... OH... I'M DONE NOW...

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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