- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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