- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

What do you call a bear. Rob.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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