What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

WOw you have no life

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

how do you win a game try your best

Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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