- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Justin Bieber

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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