A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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