- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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