Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why? Why not?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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