- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

A gay man watches football.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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