A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

A hill billy went fishing

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

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