How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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