- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Come in

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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