a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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roak

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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