Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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