- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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