Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

whats green and lives in the water

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

123 f*ck off

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Anti Joke

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