A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

I literally died laughing

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

So one time there was this woman learning...

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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