How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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