- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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