- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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