its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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