- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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