- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Equal rights!

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

womans having rights.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

womens rights.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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