- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Granny porn!

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