What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Knock, Knock Who's There

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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