What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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