why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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