- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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