- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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