What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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knock knock Goodbye

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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