- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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