- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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