THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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