- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

your face

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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