- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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