Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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