A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Double-whammy

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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