- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Mooses

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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