- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

your face

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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