- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

How did the dog die? He was put down.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

No your aunties a joke

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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