So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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guess what>? your mum lol

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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