Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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