- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What's your blood type? Red.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

miha kako si?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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