If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

mark is religion

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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