- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Fat? Jesse Z

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

knock knock!? . . No.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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