- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

My three children are three big mistakes.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

knock knock!? . . No.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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