- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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