- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

jd and zach loves vigina

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

The New York Giants

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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