A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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