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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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